I'm sure my kids are the only ones like this. It seems when I am on the phone, they like to misbehave or cry.
Today I was talking to my mom on the phone. Little Guy starts screaming. Frustrated Princess comes over and hits him on the head. I ask my mom to hold on a minute. I decided that I needed to punish Princess right away for this (otherwise she would forget what she did). I also decided that a spanking was in order for this (you know punish hitting with hitting - makes sense doesn't it). Anyways, I put Princess over my knee, pull her shorts down, and pull her diaper up a little so some of her cheek is exposed. I proceed to giver her her spanking. She cries. I give her a hug, talk to her about what she did AND THEN............
realize that I have poop on my fingers, arm, her arm, her shirt and shorts. Disgusting!
The books on discipline never tell you to make sure your toddler has a clean diaper before spanking.
Now I am off to change Dora's diaper. Princess just brought her and a clean diaper to me saying "Poop". It never ends!